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Topic: Give Me Your Money

Related:
  Money    Give  
  Money Order    Make Money  
  Save money    Need money  
  Don't give    Making Money  
  Never give    Send check or money  
  Government money    Cash Money  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Banker
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

A Money Market account gives you complete access to your funds while offering a competitive rate of interest.
This work gives the fundamentals of a finance plan and provides selling techniques that help in raising money.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This tutorial gives you a great opportunity to listen to expert money managers and financial consultants talk about budgeting and what it takes to keep it balanced.
It gives the people in this area the opportunity to generate money from tourism by permitting the development of tourist facilities in the area.
This gives you better value for money and at the same time allows our growers to plan more effectively and reduce wastage.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This gives you the broadest exposure to this vast list of Internet search engines and link directories while saving you money.
WE are offering you a great service that gives you a step by step way out of debt and away to earn money while helping other members of the body of Christ.
PayPal gives you the freedom to send money whenever you can talk on the phone.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Money growth calculations are easy, but MGM gives you a quick mechanism to enter some simple data and produce an answer.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft gives away the WBT client and makes its money selling the server software to which it connects.
Mark Harris,
Priest

He gives power or money or sexual pleasures in exchange for various forms of worship and obedience.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Don't give money to a politician or support a politician who will not sign a candidate survey that will be made public.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
NEED MONEY FOR A GROING MINISTERY
2005-03-07 04:36:39
From:
SISREEDER
2005-03-07 04:40:04
NEEDMONEY FOR MINISTRIES
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