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Topic: Glass on the Sink

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martha Stewart

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Baseball cap, Vacuum cleaner

Intelligence:

Retarded

Dream job(s):

Janitor

Favorite body part(s):

Ass

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress, Baseball cap

Favorite movie(s):

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Starsign:

Aquarius

Favorite destination(s):

Home

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

She walked over to the sink, got a next glass, and imaginatively put it in the dishwasher.
She walked over to the sink, got a blue glass, and imaginatively put it in the dishwasher.
She walked over to the sink, got a next glass, and amusingly put it in the dishwasher.

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