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Topic: Go to Hell

Related:
  Hell    I go  
  Go back    Let's go  
  Go    Days Go  
  Go Away    Game of Go  
  I could go    Go Live  
  Rooms To Go    Jobs To Go  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser,  Humble
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Listens to:B2K,  Cher
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I mean, I don't give a shit if some fancy-schmansy study didn't document all the hell that withdrawal sufferers go through.
Its damn near impossible to find some people who think or know what the hell you go through when you dont fit into the cookie cutter mold that is gay society, then mix stuff like HIV and factory labor.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Kevs 3rd scene: hes ready to go out and kick some ass and when he comes out he puts his hands up in the air as we all cheer him on and the sign is to low and has little fire balls on it Kevs hands hit the sign and Kev kinda jumps back wondering what the hell is all is.
Hell, there's probably some Iona alum out there who has Gaels clothing down to the underwear - he's sitting out there hoping and praying and willing and trying to bend reality so that a handful of teams get disqualified and Iona will go back into the field of 65 and win it all.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

He'll ask why you can't go down to see him, and you'll say that as the commanding Admiral in the fleet a situation has occurred of imperial strategic proportions that means you cannot risk losing control of your ship even for a couple of hours.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I am so fucking scared to find another person, and hell i don't even have enough confidence to find another girl, plus i go to a high school where all the other chicks like older guys, hell i look pretty much like a little kid!
Mark Harris,
Priest

When you recognize that you ought to go to Hell for your sins, and yet you don't want to, but would rather spend eternity in joy praising our wonderful God in the fellowship of the saints, then simply throw yourself on the mercy of God and cry out to Him for His loving salvation through the blood of Jesus Christ.
Christians have always believed in the existence of a place between heaven and hell where souls go to be punished for lesser sins and to repay the debt for sins that have been forgiven.
I was tormented I would die and go to hell before I could confess my sin to the priest and be rid of it.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

WAT THE HELL i mean y is it that i go to school and get sexually assalted and ppl dont give a fuck wat the hell is that shit.
I says how do i get out of town and they say we'll arrest you if you don't go now so i takes my stuff and just walk fast as hell out of there and as soon as i hit town limits i stick out my thumb and pray to get the fuck out of there and that it not be some crazy sombitch that'll get me locked up for half my life.
I HATE HIM AND I WISH HED GO TO HELL but at the same time hes my friend again and i dont hate him.
 
 
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