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Topic: Goat

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  Dairy Goat    Pygmy Goat  
  Goat Milk  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Dog groomer
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Favorite food(s):Cheese,  Pizza,  Pasta pastas
Favorite animal(s):Wolf,  Horse,  Rottweiler
Favorite royal(s):King Shaka Zulu
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Horseriding
Listens to:Radiohead
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Goats milk offers a silky and soothing lather.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Goats and sheep were brought underground to serve as livestock, grazing off of fungus and mold fields.
Goats were one of the first animals to be domesticated by humans and were being herded over 9000 years ago.
Goats are primarily browsing animals and will graze the wild plants and shrubs rather than grasses.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Goats are used to generate apolipoprotein antibodies which are purified by immunoaffinity chromatography and then extensively cross adsorbed to generate precise specificities.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The goats are the unsaved.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Goats were hastily demanded for military supply, and the average civilian need for goats dropped to almost nil.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Because goats are attuned to natures energies they are able to maneuver difficult terrain and go where other animals cannot.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

When goats are milked they get a tray of grain to eat while the milking is going on.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Goats have been part of the farm scene since at least the 7th century when the Arabs occupied this part of France.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Feral Goats are a great bowhunting animals with year around seasons in several states.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Triplett baby goats were born in December and were fun to watch as they tormented their mom in a private pen.
 
 
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