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Topic: God

Related:
  Word of God    Love of God  
  God Jesus    God there  
  Church of God    God the Father  
  Grace of God    Kingdom of God  
  Son of God    Glory of God  
  Hand of God    Name of God  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Their father
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Mormon,  Christian - Protestant
Favorite book(s):The Koran
The Bible
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed,  Martin Luther
Interest(s):Greek mythology
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

It was for God's faithful people to make creative use of the new discoveries and tech- nologies for the benefit of humanity and the fulfillment of God's plan for the world.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

It is always burned during divination and gives nourishment to the gods at household altars and throughout initiation ceremonies.
Knowing that God's love for us is real and unchanging can calm the storms of life and bring meaning amid uncertainty.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Of the gods worshipped in bhakti marg two of the most popular are Vishnu and Shiva.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

God's Call Creations Want to give an uplifting inspirational gift to someone special or be encouraged yourself?
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Monotheism is on the rise with the belief that all of the gods worshiped across the world are really Zeus, that Zeus is the universal god.
Besides gods that were composite with animal forms and human forms, some Egyptian gods were portrayed as completely human.
You may commune with the gods and be moved by what surrounds your being as you soak in the flight of the majestic eagles and the fluke of the whales as they lunge from the deeps.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Gods richest blessings to you and may the Lord be glorified!
Mark Harris,
Priest

God's Word is of no one man's private interpretation, yet we are told to "Study to show ourselves approved unto God, a workman that needs not to be ashamed but rightly dividing the Word of truth.
God's intent is that all believers be strengthened to stand, as all take seriously the responsibility to always keep on praying, on all occasions, with all kinds of prayer, for all the saints.
That God's Spirit gives assurance to a right relationship with Jesus as Savior and Lord.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
ThE DeViL
2004-12-02 16:40:03
(just to make sure you know) God isn't something that you can talk to... but i believe that you can talk to him as if he was an imagenary friend... jesus MIGHT have thought that having a god would help people be more happy and have more self confidence...
From:
ThE DeViL
2004-12-02 16:41:25
oh and i ment that in a sincere way...
From:
Satan
2006-01-20 19:36:33
HOW DARETH THOU IMPERSONATE THEE? THOU WILL DIE A THOUSANDS DEATHS!
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