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Topic: God Jesus

Related:
  Jesus    God  
  Jesus Christ    Word of God  
  Love of God    God there  
  Church of God    God the Father  
  Grace of God    Lord Jesus  
  Kingdom of God    Son of God  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Their father
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Mormon,  Christian - Protestant
Favorite book(s):The Koran
The Bible
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther,  The Prophet Mohammed
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Jesus is so often misunderstood by family and disciples and opposed by religious and political authorities but he shows his power and identity in this the final conflict by suffering the ultimate degradation, even abandonment by God himself.
Jesus is constantly seeking the tiny, whispering voice of God, a voice we can only hear when we are silent.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Jammin 4 Jesus is a group of young musicians who love to sing and play praise songs to glorify God.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

God knows how I stumbled across this site but Jesus it made me realise that my company should be sucking my dick.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Jesus did not resurrect an army for God.
Mark Harris,
Priest

God could have sent Jesus to rule over all mankind without him dying for us and therefore without the salvation experience but He would be ruling over all of us as sinners who could never experience the fullness of righteousness.
God in love gave His Son Jesus Christ to die for the sins of the world and the only sin now that will send any person to hell is to reject Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is at the Right Hand of the Power of God in Heaven waiting for you to ask him to come into your life and heart as savior, and he will send his Holy Spirit to lead you out from the bondage of sin.
 
 
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