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Topic: God there

Related:
  God    Word of God  
  Love of God    God Jesus  
  Church of God    God the Father  
  Grace of God    Kingdom of God  
  Son of God    Glory of God  
  Hand of God    Name of God  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Mormon,  Christian - Protestant
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed,  Martin Luther
Interest(s):Greek mythology
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

There are rumours that the Gods work still, trying to cause these events to unfold through their limited control over those who worship them.
There was some concept of a universal energy, but all the personalities were lesser Gods and delusions of a sort.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

There is a wonderful deck of Tarot cards that is based on the gods and goddesses and other characters from the world of ancient Greek literature.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

There are countless verses that show us God's displeasure in those who choose to use alcoholic substances and the negative effect alcohol will have in your life.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

There was a whole pantheon of Nile gods who had entered the river to serve Osiris; they had once been human and were now minor gods.
There were many gods and spirits associated exclusively with agriculture, and each family had its own agricultural spirits.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

There are in fact neither fourteen different Gods and Goddesses presented nor the Lord is confined to idols.
There are plenty of sites on the net where famous folk are lauded to the heavens and hailed as a gods and goddesses among mortal men; you would do well to confine yourself to those sites.
There is therefore no ground for the fear that we may incur the anger of the gods, or that we may suffer in Hades after death.
Mark Harris,
Priest

There are no people who were ever forgiven and adopted into God's family who did not willingly turn away from sin to place their faith in Christ and His finished work.
There are many fine churches all over the world that preach God's Word and love Jesus Christ.
There are no scriptures that require the recitation of a prayer or the accomplishment of a good work to complete the process of securing God's mercy and forgiveness.
 
 
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