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Topic: Van Gogh's paintings

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale, Hillary Clinton

Currently has on their coffee table:

Vogue magazine

Favorite artist(s):

Vincent Van Gogh, Renoir, Claude Monet

Favorite author(s):

Winslow Homer

Favorite TV show(s):

The Sopranos

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Interest(s):

Origami

Favorite sport(s):

Racquetball

Favorite movie(s):

Full Metal Jacket, The Sixth Sense, Shrek

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica

Listens to:

Rock and Roll

Favorite quote(s):

"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

I look at the paintings by Van Gogh and dream of summer, the taste of raspberries and scratches on my arms from crawling through bushes.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Van Gogh, in his stirring letters to his brother Theo, described the paintings he planned in a most eloquent and graphic manner.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Did Vincent van Gogh 's liberal use of yellow in his paintings stem from his creativity or from toxins in his blood?

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Abstract: A survey of van Gogh's work from 1886 to 1890 indicated that paintings with a yellow dominance were numerous, episodic, and multi-regional.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

These Vincent van Gogh paintings have been stolen at the Van Gogh Museum of Amsterdam.
Van Gogh's Dream: In this screen saver you can view full screen selections from Van Gogh paintings.
Two Van Gogh paintings were stolen from the Van Gogh museum in the Netherlands last night.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Featuring a breathtaking array of original paintings and passages from Van Gogh�s diaries and letters as spoken by actor John Hurt.
Vincent by Himself : A Selection of Van Gogh's Paintings and Drawings Together with Extracts from His Letters.
Vincent van Gogh - very nice site that greets you with a huge Starry Night and then explore the database of paintings, watercolors, letters, and sketches.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My favorite thing that happened this year was the paintings that we did in Van gogh style.
Maybe if Van Gogh could of sold a few paintings he would of been a lot happier.

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