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Topic: Golden Seal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pack of cubans

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Nervous

Favorite activity(s):

Gardening

Favorite food(s):

Curries, Anything with salt, Olives

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin dolphins, Penguin

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Joe DiMaggio (baseball)

Favorite drink(s):

Tea, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking weight loss pills, Undergoing therapy

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

It is a glycerine tincture containing golden seal, marshmallow, licorice, echinacea, myrrh, black walnut leaves, garlic and capsicum plus the propolis.
When a child is hot, red, and fevered with a yellow tongue coating use Echinacea and Golden Seal to cool off the child and improve their function.
Our golden seal is bitter and our echinacea puckers your mouth with its characteristic tingle.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Golden Seal root (Hydrastis canadensis) has long been a staple of Native American cultures.
The Golden Seals fell in their first ever meeting with the expansion Flames.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Complex To compliment the benefits of echinacea on the immune system, golden seal has been added for its attributes as a natural antibiotic.

Mark Harris,
Priest

The Golden Seals led 2-1 in first period before St.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our Golden Seal and Echinacea have been grown in New Zealand using Garuda Biodynamic cultural techniques to ensure the highest quality possible.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Such herbs are Echinacea, Golden Seal etc.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Echinacea/Golden Seal [Immune] combines two popular, well-known immune system-supporting herbs.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Burdock, echinacea, golden seal, myhrr, yellow dock; all these would help a little, but not enough.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Echinacea Gold is made from Echinacea Purpurea and Echinacea Augustafolia and Golden Seal we have grown biodynamically here in New Zealand.

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