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Topic: Goldman Sachs

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, HotJobs.com

Most admires:

Sigmund Freud, Warren Buffet

Favorite possession(s):

Bicycle

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist, Fast Company

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, CEO

Interest(s):

Economics, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite movie(s):

As Good as it Gets

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Secreatry: Goldman Sachs is giving money to JCR for use re Womens issues.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Goldman Sachs said one benefit of Linux is that it's not developed by a single company and thus is inherently more open and standardized so it works on more hardware.

John Fielding,
CEO

Goldman Sachs analyst Laura Conigliaro joined in today, saying the IT hardware company will slightly exceed her earnings and sales expectations of EPS of 1.
Goldman Sachs posted improved earnings by cutting costs, while better bond trading boosted Lehman's financial results.
The Goldman Sachs Foundation The Goldman Sachs Foundation aims to develop and support tomorrow's global leaders by creating innovative programs that promote educational excellence worldwide.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Goldman Sachs projects that handheld devices will replace laptops among corporate users because of higher returns on investment and lower costs of total ownership.
Goldman Sachs: Developed two printed user guides and online help for a compliance software application.
Goldman Sachs Integrates GSCO and SLKC NASDAQ Trading and Market Making.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Goldman Sachs encouraged that - you learn a lot by doing it yourself.

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