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Topic: Love when I'm gone

Related:
  Love    Gone  
  I'm Gonna Make You Love    Im gone Lyrics  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Kylie Minogue
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Loving,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Telling jokes
Listens to:Bon Jovi,  Janet Jackson,  Billy Gilman
Ultimate fantasy(s):Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree,  Having more friends
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

All the cool eq i got in Diablo II has gone poof, as much as i love playing the game, i'm still lazy to go through those levels again.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

I'm sure that Love has gone off with his fickle heart elsewhere, and so has Aphrodite.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

I’ve gone back and visited an old love that had a great beginning but a lousy second act and I’m also flirting with a perky little premise with a shapely denouement and big plot points.
He's partly redeemed by the depth of his love but he's very dependent, needing her to "hold me when I'm scared" and love him even when he's gone.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

When that little boy asked the questions, "will you still love my daddy," he's asking the question - have I gone so far that I'm beyond forgiveness?
Suffice it to say that as much as I'm glad that Chauncey is gone, I'm still disgusted at Rick Pitino's love for a shooting point guard.
I'm a serial dater: I love those initial weeks when it's all fun and games, but get serious on me and I'm gone.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

If it weren't for roses half of my heart would be gone with my love for other people, and I'm sure that is the same with other people too.
 
 
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