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Topic: Good News

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Generous,  Patient
Personality:Spoilt brat
Bad point(s):Boastful
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The good news is that many essential nutrients recommended by experts to help protect our bodies are concentrated in a special category of green foods not normally available in supermarkets and green grocers.
That is good news for advanced aged men and women with medical problems related to aging and growth deficiencies who want to reverse the effects of aging.
The good news is that there have been dramatic recent advances in the diagnosis and treatment of TMJ disorders.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The good news is that interest paid on such loans is normally tax deductible.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The good news is that 120 people will live to enjoy the Christmas holiday this year because they took a few seconds to buckle their safety belts before starting out on trips to visit relatives or to shop.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The good news is that there is a strong business case for integrating biodiversity considerations into core management systems.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The good news was usually spread through educated priests who would read the Bible in other languages and orally preach it.
The good news is that Jesus Christ has paid the price of sin for man so that man can escape judgment.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The good news is that overseas Filipino organizations worldwide have become more vigilant of their rights and have vowed to protect the sanctity of their ballots.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The good news is that developing countries are attracting private capital flows by improving macroeconomic policy and by establishing institutions and regulatory regimes that have increased creditworthiness and promise a more stable environment.
The good news is that seniors can improve their health and do those daily tasks with greater ease by participating in a regular exercise program.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Good news is that both of these albums are available on one mid price CD, released by Sanctuary Records in 2002.
 
 
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