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Topic: Gospel

Related:
  Gospel Music    Gospel of Mark  
  Gospel of John    Gospel of Matthew  
  Gospel of Luke    Gospel songs  
  Light of the Gospel    Southern Gospel  
  Gospel Singers    Southern Gospel Music  
  Gospel Radio    Gospel Artist  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Generous,  Humble,  Saintly
Personality:Devout
Bad point(s):Boastful
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Catholic
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther,  The Prophet Mohammed
Favorite philosopher(s):Thomas Aquinas
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

There are certainly competent critics who claim that the Gospels are a mass of legends and exaggerations.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The design is inspired by the Lindisfarne Gospels, a manuscript illuminated with wonderful and intricate detail by the monks of the Holy Isle in the seventh century.
The Gnostic Gospels by Elaine Pagels as an excellent place to start.
From there the Gospels paint a colorful picture of Peter as an eager and energetic figure who had both notable successes and failures in his journey with Jesus.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Gospels and Acts in modern Latvian is the first harvest of an ongoing translation project which began in 1995 when it became clear that the Revised edition of the 1965 Latvian Bible was not meeting the needs of Latvians.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

In both Gospels, so many fish fill the nets that the boats begin to sink.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

This shows us that the writers of the gospels were principled and disciplined in their work and not mere propagandists.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

When previously unknown Gospels or Acts began to circulate.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The Gospels According to the Simpson's Taught by Larry Evins and geared for high school only.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Gospels are not meant to be histories - they were not written as a "Life and Times of Jesus Christ", but rather to convince people that Christ was both the promised Messiah of the Hebrew scriptures, and, more importantly, the very Son of God.
Priority is given to the four Gospels that record the traditions about Jesus' life and teachings and Jesus' insistence on the centrality of love when he summed up the Law and all morality in the commandments to love God and love your neighbor as yourself.
This is significant that this is the only time in all the gospels in which Jesus is mentioned in baptizing with his disciples, immediately after telling Nicodemus that we must be born of water and Spirit.
 
 
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