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Topic: Gospel of John

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  John    Gospel  
  Johns Hopkins    John B  
  John 15    John the Baptist  
  Long John    John Henry  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Generous
Bad point(s):Boastful
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Catholic,  Christian - Evangelical
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Favorite philosopher(s):Thomas Aquinas
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

John's Gospel story of Christ's death is painted on walnut wood using a variety of characters and symbols.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

To understand John's approach to his Gospel we must be aware of his endeavor to expose this false system which had arisen and was gaining momentum.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

John's Gospel’s prose today has a mystical, Tolkien-like quality: "A man is coming after me who ranks ahead of me because he existed before me.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There are several other cases in John's Gospel where this type of discourse connection motivated by semantic redundancy occurs (1:1c w.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

John's Gospel begins by showing how the shekinah glory of God-His manifest presence, which rested over the tabernacle of Moses and miraculously led God's people for forty years as a cloudy pillar by day and a pillar of fire by night-now rests on Jesus.
It is stated in John's Gospel, "And we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
In John's gospel she does more than listen: she anoints the feet of Jesus with an extravagantly expensive oil that fills the house with its fragrance.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Cassirer believed that John's Gospel had been misrepresented in the past for anti-Semitic reasons, but that it was not essentially hostile to Judaism.
John's gospel was written to non Jewish people.
Mark Harris,
Priest

John's Gospel, Jesus prayed for the unity of his disciples with one another, a unity that would reflect the unity that exists between the Father and the Son in the life of the Holy Trinity.
John's Gospel, Christ says: And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.
Now the baptism of John and Jesus is plainly described and illustrated to us in the Gospels, and is entirely alien and opposed to the baptism of the Churches.
 
 
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