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Topic: Gov Internal Revenue Service

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Most admires:

Chu Mei-Feng, Al Capone, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit, Credit card

Religion(s):

Scientologist

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Banker

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Favorite book(s):

"The Firm" by John Grisham
"Dianetics" by L Ron Hubbard

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite movie(s):

Happy Gilmore

Listens to:

REM

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Bankruptcy

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

gov - visit the Internal Revenue Service site for the latest federal tax information and forms.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Anna 2005-03-03 09:27:30	Hello,I would like to know if you were Hiring,cause I had put in an application last year.
From: Dick 2005-03-03 15:10:28	Do you have to draw from your pension plans after you reach 70 and a half?
From: chris johnson 2005-04-11 12:45:37	although i am married, would it be ok to file on your w-2 form or w-4 form that you are single (in the check box),so that they could take more money out of your check?
From: pam 2005-04-26 11:56:57	my father died 7/04 would his estate be entitled to any refund he would have gooten
From: pam 2005-04-26 11:58:49	my father died 7/04 would his estate be entitled to any refund he would have gotten.
From: sunil 2005-05-17 13:04:16	i have been asked the question what does pwi mean
From: Michael W Burke 2005-08-15 13:14:47	How long & what years, can I save & use, on the lottery scratch tickets in Mass.

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