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Topic: NASA GOV

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box

Most admires:

Ingrid Bergman, Thomas Edison, Joseph Guillotin

Intelligence:

Retarded

Politics:

Animal rights

Dream job(s):

Astronaut

Favorite author(s):

Victor Hugo

Favorite era(s):

1900s, Prehistoric times

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ptolemy

Interest(s):

Astronomy

Favorite royal(s):

Antoinette of France

Likes to wear:

Ski gear

Listens to:

Tool

Favorite destination(s):

The Moon

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

gov ) Richard White, NASA/GSFC, Code 932, Greenbelt, MD 20771 USA ( rwhite@amarna.

User Talk

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