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Topic: Personal Statement for Graduate and Professional School

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde

Appearance:

Beautiful

Personality:

Analytical

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, Economist, Car and Driver magazine

Religion(s):

Scientologist

Dream job(s):

Banker

Education:

Post-graduate, College

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Business, Psychology, English

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Going back to school

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Mastering The Personal Statement is the only manual written from a Canadian perspective, for Canadian students applying to law, MBA, medical and graduate schools in Canada, the U.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The personal statement is not a statement of purpose, such as you would write if you were applying to graduate school.

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