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Topic: Grams Ounces

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Diego Maradonna

Favorite possession(s):

Care bears

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Favorite TV show(s):

Dawson's Creek, Charmed

Favorite food(s):

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Pumpkin soup, Sausage rolls

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Likes to wear:

Bangles

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Squash

Starsign:

Scorpio, Aries

Favorite drink(s):

Coffee, Orange Juice, Bourbon

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Total grams per ounce and the essentiality of the amino acids in the protein equal the quality or value of the protein source.
There are two vegetables that I like to sow at this time of year, one is the parsley and the other is onions for the under eight ounces class or 250 grams if showing under NVS rules.
Each 8-ounce serving provides four grams of healthy soy protein.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The selection of grams or ounces is done at startup.
Every conceivable unit from ounces to grams to tons shows up in the program windows.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Large nuggets are still coming out with weights up to several ounces whilst hundreds of other nuggets ranging down to less that a gram are being found each week by fossickers and professional detector users.
It will not accept the word ounces or grams in the field or the abbreviation oz for ounces or gm for grams.
The ratio of tea to water should be approximately four grams of tea per eight ounces of water.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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