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In the News - 8 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Grand Rapids Press a major newspaper

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

New York Times

Most admires:

Ricky Martin, Robert Frost

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Favorite author(s):

Charles Dickens

Favorite TV show(s):

Sex and the City

Favorite royal(s):

Prince Charles

Interest(s):

Real estate, Geneology

Favorite sport(s):

Canoeing

Listens to:

Fiona Apple, Wu-Tang Clan

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

InfoTrac Custom 120 Full Text Newspapers full text of newspapers including the Grand Rapids Press and the Detroit News.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

And this was a Grand Rapids, er, not Grand Rapids, Rapid City newspaper, one of the two big ones they have there.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Grand Rapids Press (Grand Rapids, MI) is available from 07/01/2000 to present in InfoTrac Custom Newspapers.

User Talk

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