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Topic: Grand Rapids Public Schools

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  Public    Grand  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Bus Driver
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical
Education:Junior High School,  Elementary school
Favorite great leader(s):Douglas MacArthur
Interest(s):Real estate,  Community Theatre,  Business
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Membership(s):Girl guides
Favorite type of dance(s):The Waltz
Favorite quote(s):"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Grand Rapids Public Schools staff created several plans to close up to 12 schools, but they got angry responses from parents and teachers at the schools selected for consolidation and mothballing.
Grand Rapids Public Schools teachers have been working under extensions of the last contract since August.
Grand Rapids Public Schools board of education approved the idea this week, but its schools wouldnÕt start playing until at least 2005.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Grand Rapids Public Schools are looking for a few good subs.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Grand Rapids Public Schools board voted last night to make some changes to Hillcrest Elementary School because of declining enrollment.
Grand Rapids Public Schools and several other districts are closed.
Grand Rapids Public Schools figures it will get $1.
 
 
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