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Topic: Graphics Web Site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Model

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Photography, Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits, fcuk

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding ringtones for their phone, eBay Auctions

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

His web site includes tutorials on creating 3D computer graphics and some of his 2D and 3D artwork.
Web site design, graphics, and Perl programming by Doug McGrath.
Countless Web sites use Java applets to display interactive content and animated graphics.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our web site provides homeowners with free planing graphics and complete informational resources.
This web site is loaded with scrapbooking graphics you can print yourself-instantly by downloading from the web.
This site is nice and bright and cheerful and full of various graphics that you are free to download for noncommercial use on your own web site!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Countless Web sites use Java applets enabling browsers to display interactive content and animated graphics.
Countless Web sites use Java applets to enable browsers to display interactive content and animated graphics.
All Web sites required immense content conversion in addition to the creation of graphics and animation.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

On site graphics designer with over 20 years in the cabinet and furniture building industry and over 8 years in the computer graphics and web design industry!
Your web site could be 10MB made up of 200 pages or 10MB made up of 3 pages with huge graphics and your rate would be the same.
A web site is like having a business card that is a full color production with words and graphics that sell who you are.

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