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Topic: Web Graphics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Model

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Photography, Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Graphics for the Web need to be in either Gif 89 or jpeg format.
Web Graphics in GIF format and JPG images are all included!

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web graphics: write CGI scripts in Python that use gnuplot to output plots in GIF format and return them to the client.
Web Graphics Sourcebook also details information on navigation tools and on how to create transparent GIF images and manage image libraries.
Web graphics are often compressed, have a low file size (few pixels) and are formatted into documents with only the tools HTML allows.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Banners are graphics that appear on the top or bottom of a web page are used to give the page identity.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Other graphics are provided by PHIP and B2B web sites.
Click Web Graphics and ensure Never compress graphics is selected.
Web pages and graphics are uploaded to your service provider.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web graphics should have a bitmap resolution of 72 pixels per inch.
Web Graphics Effects Photoshop can help you apply a number of desirable effects to Web graphics.
A web site is like having a business card that is a full color production with words and graphics that sell who you are.

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