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Topic: Great Salt Lake

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Tom Green

Politics:

Green

Dream job(s):

Lawyer

Religion(s):

Mormon

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

Favorite religious figure(s):

Malcolm X

Favorite animal(s):

Owls

Interest(s):

Camping, Geneology, Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Skiing, Hunting, Snowboarding

Likes to wear:

Ski gear

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Great Salt Lake Audubon Board unanimously approved a request from Steve Jensen for a letter supporting his proposal to the Environmental Protection Agency.
The Great Salt Lake Audubon Board approved a contribution of $500 to the legal fund of the Utahns for Better Transportation for use in the Legacy Highway lawsuit.
Mono Lake is twinned with Great Salt Lake in Utah and Mar Chiquita in Argentina because of their combined role in providing critical habitat for Wilson’s Phalaropes.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Great Salt Lake Audubon Board approved our organization's participation as plaintiff in two lawsuits that oppose construction of the Legacy Highway.
Changes made to the Great Salt Lake Audubon by-laws were approved by the Board and will be presented to the membership for their approval at the March 21 meeting.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Great Salt Lake: Utah's Inland Sea This website is about sailing and the Great Salt Lake and to raise the awareness and appreciation of the lake and what sailing there is like.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Please make your check payable to Great Salt Lake Audubon and return it with the following information to the address above.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

As I review the breadth of the Great Salt Lake Audubon chapter activities over the last several years, I can identify those that contribute to that goal.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Great Salt Lake Audubon will participate in activities scheduled for Earth Day at Gardner Village and will possibly schedule a field trip at the Jordan River restoration site.
Great Salt Lake Audubon is also involved with a number of other projects including: the Jordan River Restoration Project, and Decker Lake.
Great Salt Lake Audubon, with a generous grant from the Skolnick Foundation , sponsors 104 Audubon Adventure programs for 4th and 5th graders.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

A Nominating Committee was appointed to prepare a slate for upcoming Great Salt Lake Audubon elections.

User Talk

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