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Topic: Shawn Green

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jordan

Favorite possession(s):

Pokemon cards

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

CEO

Favorite explorer(s):

Francis Drake

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards, Studying

Favorite cartoon character(s):

Bugs Bunny

Favorite sport(s):

Baseball, Hockey, Cricket

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Favorite movie(s):

Indiana Jones, James Bond

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Hank Aaron (baseball), Ted Williams (baseball), Babe Ruth (baseball)

Favorite quote(s):

"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Traded OF Shawn Green and 2B Jorge Nunez to Los Angeles for OF Raul Mondesi and LHP Pedro Borbon.
Rookie Kris Benson led the way with a complete game shutout and the dynamic duo of shawn green and manny ramirez powering the sox to victory.
The Jays benched Shawn Green for a while to try Ruben Sierra.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The power combination of Nevin, Bret Boone and Shawn Green will make the Sage one of the stronger hitting teams in the league.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

This is a Sportscard Guaranty Corporation Graded 1992 Topps Stadium Club #67 of Shawn Green.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Please contact Shawn Green at (760) 942-9622, ext.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

For more information please contact Shawn Green at ext.
For more information on how to participate in this experience that will last a lifetime, call Shawn Green at ext.
To join this once in a lifetime adventure or for more information contact Shawn Green at ext.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Friday on the Official Website of the Los Angeles Dodgers, Dan Evans said that he might ask Shawn Green to play first base.
Shawn Green of the Los Angeles Dodgers speaks to us about baseball, being a Jewish athlete, and being a role model.
Shawn Green hits four home runs in the Dodgers' 16-3 win vs.

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