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Topic: Groin

Related:
  Groin Injury    Groin Pain  
  Kick to the Groin    Groin Pull  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Ass,  Lungs,  Fists
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Penis,  Abflexer(tm)
Appearance:Muscular
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Favorite sport(s):Running
Likes to wear:Sumo belt,  Miniskirts,  Low cut hipster jeans
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Has cancer,  Uses laxatives
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Hernias commonly develop in the groins, or around the navel or a previous surgical incision, and is usually because of a weakness in the abdominal wall.
Patients are given intravenous medication for comfort and relaxation, and small tubes called catheters are placed into the uterine arteries through the groins.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Both of them were now pretty much on automatic pilot, and as their orgasms built in their groins, images of the young hung black stud bounced around inside their heads as orgasms of monumental proportions slammed into their pussies like shells from a Howitzer, leaving them both stunned and devastated from the experience!
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The groin's an especially bad place to have cold and wet, as its hose-thick femoral arteries lie close to the skin's surface, and can create conductive heat loss bordering on massive if chilled overmuch.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Recurrences may be prevented by wearing loose cotton underwear, dusting the groins with baby powder and drying thoroughly after bathing.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

They reviewed a variety of alternatives including construction of additional groins, relocation of the lighthouse to safety, the erection of a concrete seawall around the base of the tower and letting the lighthouse become an island, and even allowing the lighthouse to fall into the ocean.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Disappointed that the landmark had been decommissioned, local residents again began fortifying the area in front of the lighthouse with vegetation and sand fencing, this time adding steel groins designed to trap and accumulate sand migrating along the beach in front of the tower.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Hatteras Island residents clamored for more sand and additional groins to protect their property, but over the decade since the Navy groins had been constructed, the political environment had changed.
US Navy builds three reinforced concrete groins to protect the Naval Facility.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Music Swing clubs play golden-oldie romantic songs to get the groins rubbing together on the dance floor.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Before long they were begging Billy to let them get off, but each time their orgasms approached, he would expertly back off and let the tension in their groins relax just enough to take of the edge!
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The smell of sweaty groins and pits mixes with metal and industrial cleaners to give off that distinct aroma only found in all-male hang outs.
 
 
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