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Topic: Groin Injury

Related:
  Injury    Groin  
  Personal Injury    Head Injury  
  Brain Injury    Back Injury  
  Spinal Cord Injury    Spinal Cord Injury  
  Muscle Injuries    Sports Injury  
  Knee Injuries    Personal Injury Claims  

 
 
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Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Injuries: Gino Odjick, (groin strain, day to day.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

His persistent groin injuries have hampered his game, and he has not regained his once dynamic form.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Despite numerous injuries, including a broken jaw, crushed face and torn groin, he still braves the toughest bulls and holds his own against them.
The defence was decimated by a couple of injuries in the game as Tanner was injured in the first period and in pain throughout the balance of the game and Rob played the last two periods with a groin pull which severely limited his effectiveness.
Gannon starts all 16 games despite wrist and groin injuries, finishes second in AFC passing and provides leadership.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Groin injuries were sustained by the motorcyclist in at least 13% of the accidents, which typified by multiple vehicle collision in frontal impact at higher than average speed.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Considering the many structures in the groin area and variety of alternative injuries that can occur in the groin area, postoperative interventions are often vague and the course of rehabilitation can be difficult to determine.
 
 
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