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Topic: Kick to the Groin

Related:
  Kick    Groin  
  Kick Ball    Kick Boxing  
  Groin Injury    Kicks is a nice  
  Kick N Bowl Cool    Groin Pain  
  Punt Pass and Kick    Kick The Dog  
  KICK IT UP HOT    Groin Pull  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:David Beckham
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Couch
Bad point(s):Vicious,  Evil
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Lee
Likes to wear:Sumo belt,  Surfie clothing,  Miniskirts
Favorite sport(s):Karate
Listens to:Punk
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Pele (soccer)
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
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Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Then, without warning, he rears back and kicks you in the groin, driving deep into your flesh the hard little bell attached to the point of his curly-toed jester booties.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

This Martial Art incorporates very direct and efficient methods of striking (including eye jabs, shin and groin kicks, among others) and trapping and is designed to produce well-rounded and efficient fighters capable of handling any range of opponents.
These prohibited direct kicks with the toe of the foot, hitting the opponent’s head while holding it, hitting with the elbow, knee, head, or wrist, or striking anywhere between the groin and navel.
You squat to evade a punch or a high kick and to hit the opponent's knee or groin, to do a leg takedown, a shoulder throw, or a hip throw.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

He would gouge eyes, kick groins, throttle windpipes, and commit assorted other physical indignities.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Special WTO award: Officer John Vanderwalker puts his boot in a bystanders groin, squirts 2 women in a car with pepper spray, kicks an ambulance worker, and lies about it…all in a day’s work for officer friendly.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Darth Vader's voice goes up three octaves after Dennis Rodman kicks him in the groin 5.
 
 
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