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Topic: Groin Pain

Related:
  Pain    Groin  
  Back Pain    Chronic Pain  
  Pain Relief    Pain Management  
  Pain Medication    Chest Pain  
  Muscle Pain    Neck Pain  
  Joint Pain    Arthritis Pain  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Abflexer(tm),  Couch
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Ass,  Lungs,  Breasts
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Likes to wear:Miniskirts,  Sumo belt
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Pain may be confined to the hip region (in the groin ), or it may be referred to the knee, buttock, thigh, or the greater trochanter , a ridge on the outer side of the femur.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Pain that involves the true hip alone generally occurs in the groin area and may refer down the front of your thigh towards the knee.
Remember, if any pain or other symptoms in the groin, buttock, thigh or knee belatedly arise from the hip replacement surgery, you should contact your referring doctor or surgeon without delay.
Now I am experiencing some severe pain in my left buttock and radiating to the groin area.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Round ligament pain Discomfort in the lower abdomen and groin during pregnancy as a result of the stretching of the ligaments that hold the expanding uterus.
It can refer pain to the side of the lower abdomen, down across the groin to the genital region, and even into the inner upper thigh.
 
 
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