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Topic: Rex Grossman

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Tiger Woods, Anna Kournikova

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Education:

Junior High School

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite religious figure(s):

Malcolm X

Favorite sport(s):

American Football, Football, Cricket

Favorite computer game(s):

Pong

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Listens to:

98 Degrees

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jesse Owens, Larry Bird (basketball), Romario

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Sophomore QB Rex Grossman of the University of Florida is Ken's closest competition.

John Fielding,
CEO

Four questions with former Florida quarterback Rex Grossman, who is skipping his senior season to make himself eligible for April's NFL draft.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

But with QB Rex Grossman still in a Gator uniform, Jacobs is as safe a receiver option as fantasy owners have to choose from.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Mitchell, a junior defensive end, joins quarterback Rex Grossman and defensive tackle Ian Scott as early departures.
Florida quarterback Rex Grossman ends the suspense and becomes the second Gator to decide to enter the NFL early.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Gators' QB Rex Grossman was the intended receiver on the botched play.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

GAINESVILLE - Florida fans lamenting quarterback Rex Grossman's announcement Saturday that he'll bypass his senior year could get a hearty dose of consolation as soon as today.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Gators are expected to continue in their high flying, fun n gun ways with Rex Grossman at the helm.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Florida quarterback Rex Grossman set a school record throwing for 464 yards and five touchdowns as the Gators pounded LSU 44-15.

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