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Topic: Oscar the Grouch

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  Oscar    Oscar Wilde  
  Oscar Awards    Oscar winner  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:The Wiggles,  Walt Disney
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Bad point(s):Evil
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Favorite TV show(s):Sesame Street,  The Muppets,  The Muppets
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Favorite animal(s):Frog
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Listens to:Garbage
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The giggly weasel pounded nails into the head of the hysterically sobbing Oscar the Grouch.
The smelly Oscar the Grouch ruffled the goofy sophomore.
The giggly Naboo gnawed gently on the toes of the smiling Oscar the Grouch.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The rugged Oscar the Grouch trod upon the hysterically sobbing aerobics instructor.
The goofy wilted excuse of a girl trod upon the immaculate Oscar the Grouch.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The chronologically challenged Oscar the Grouch yodeled merrily at the wringing wet cryrogenically preserved body of Walt Disney.
The abbreviated Oscar the Grouch screamed *I am the walrus, coo-coo ca-choo* at the immaculate Mounties.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The rugged Oscar the Grouch tossed the Sunday edition of the New York Times to the abbreviated crunchy frog.
Oscar The Grouch is a Sesame Street tambourine jangler and closer Cough/Cool finally wraps up things.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The wringing wet Oscar the Grouch yodeled merrily at the beefy bloated reindeer corpses.
The beefy Oscar the Grouch spilled a Coke all over the wringing wet wilted excuse of a girl.
The deeply disturbed Oscar the Grouch trod upon the hysterically sobbing monkey.
 
 
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