Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Ground Source Heat Pump

Related:
  Source    Pump  
  Heat    Ground  
  Water Source Heat Pumps  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Gas oven,  Vacuum cleaner
Most admires:James Watt
Politics:Green
Dream job(s):Interior decorator
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish fishtank
Interest(s):Boating
Favorite great thinker(s):Gabriel Fahrenheit
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Long dresses,  Banana Republic
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree
Favorite time of year:Winter
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Heat pumps utilize renewable or solar energy stored in the ground near the surface (ground-source)
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Utilities --Geothermal/ground source heat pumps are a proven technology, and are highly efficient.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Durability --Geothermal/ground source heat pumps last longer than conventional systems because they are protected from harsh outdoor weather.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Ground Source heat pumps use less energy than alternative heating and cooling systems, helping to conserve our natural resources.
Geothermal/ground source heat pump systems use the earth's stored energy to save you money in heating and cooling your home or business.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Ground source heat pumps support electric and fossil auxiliary heat.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Significant emission reductions are available through the application of ground-source heat pumps in both residential and commercial buildings.
The unique flexibility of ground source heat pumps allows them to be used for residential and commercial buildings all across the United States, Canada, and Europe.
Environment-- Geothermal/ground source heat pumps work with the environment to provide clean, efficient, and energy saving heating and cooling year round.
John Fielding,
CEO

He foresees that in five or ten years, ground source heat pumps will be taking over a greater share of the market because of reduced cost, both operating and initial.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Electric Heat pumps Geo Thermal (Ground Source) shall require a HSPF 8.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Conservation -- Geothermal/ground source heat pumps work with the environment by using the earth's moderate ground temperature to heat your home or business in the winter and cool it in the summer.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Ground Source Heat Pump, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.