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Topic: UPS Ground

Related:
  Hook ups    Ground Roof Design  
  Ground Zero    Ground  
  New Ground    Ground Forces  
  Ground Beef    Higher Ground  
  Ground Pool    Ground Control  
  UPS shipping  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards,  Ikea bedroom,  DVD player
Currently has on their coffee table:Playboy magazine,  Cup of coffee,  FHM magazine
Dream job(s):Mail carrier
Favorite food(s):Cookies,  Seafood,  Rations
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Likes to wear:Hawaiian shirts,  Baseball cap,  Bangles
Favorite movie(s):Jaws
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

UPS ground and international shipments have no service guarantee and sometimes may take much longer to deliver than expected.
UPS Ground shipments allow a minimum of 8 days transit time.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

UPS ground, blue label or red label.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

UPS ground and Air Freight rates vary depending on the distance to be shipped.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

UPS Ground order will usually be shipped within 2 to 3 weeks of receipt and will take up to 5 business days to be delivered after shipping.
UPS Ground: UPS guarantees packages shipped to a business address will arrive by the first day given in the delivery time column.
UPS ground shipping charges on our online order form are determined based on weight and size of the package.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

UPS Ground Transit Times Please see our UPS Ground Transit map page to determine which UPS shipping method to use.
UPS GROUND IS OUR STANDARD SHIPPING METHOD We offer three modes of shipping.
Standard UPS ground shipping is included in the cost of each of Sociometrics products.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

UPS Ground service is not available to Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

UPS ground will usually take 3 to 5 days on the West Coast and 6 to 8 days on the East Coast.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Rodney Shull/Jim Sorrells
2005-04-18 20:38:08
We just bought something through Target.com that is to be delivered to another address, which was recorded wrong. Can you help me alert delivery personnel that my package is to go to 5227 Douglas, not %227 Douglas, New Orleans. I hit the wrong key and want to make sure my friend gets this package. I have my tracking number which is 1Z5658110350528645
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