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Topic: Weeds growing

Related:
  Weed    Growing  
  Growing Australian Plants    Growing Family  
  Weed Control    Plants Weed  
  Growing Pains    Growing Roses  
  Growing Herbs    Weed and Seed  
  Grape Growing    Growing Orchids  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Lawnmower,  House
Politics:Green
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  New Scientist
Dream job(s):Farmer
Education:None
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite food(s):Rations
Favorite animal(s):Butterfly,  Wasps
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Autumn,  Winter
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Weeds need to be controlled especially immediately after planting and during the first two growing seasons.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Weeds growing in profusion after the winter rains prove that the soil is fertile.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Weeds are natural plants growing where the gardener did not intend them to.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Weeds are plants growing where they are not wanted, or where they displace native species and alter the 'balance' of native ecosystems.
Weeds are plants from other countries which are better adapated to growing in New Zealand than similar native plants.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

They were like annoying weeds that keep growing no matter how many times you killed them.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is so fast growing that it eliminates or greatly reduces weeds thereby preparing the soil for other crops.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Weeds can be sprayed when they are growing giving a greater chance of effective chemical action.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Weeds are plants growing in your agroforestry system for which you do not have a market, and that compete for water, nutrients and light with the plants for which you do have a market.
They were growing in a spot completely covered in weeds and herbs.
Weeds are simply plants that are growing where people don't think they belong.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If weeds are growing rampantly from a cracked, unswept surface, the condition of that sidewalk may reflect poorly upon your organization.
 
 
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