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Topic: Human Growth Hormone

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Nervous

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts, Hair, Skin

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Interest(s):

Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Has cancer

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Human growth hormone (hGH) supplements also are claimed, by some, to reduce the signs of aging - that is, to increase muscle and decrease fat, and to give people a feeling of well-being and energy.
Supplementation of the Thyroid should be considered when on a Human growth hormone regimen since human growth hormone does use up thyroid hormone more rapidly than when no supplementation of HGH occurs.
Human Growth Hormone (HGH) does something no other weight loss regimen does - it recontours the body, melting away fat and building muscle.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Human Growth Hormone (HGH) - Human growth hormone or HGH (medical name Somatotropin) is produced in the anterior pituitary gland situated just below the hypothalamus.
Human Growth Hormone (HGH) releasing amino acids (Arginine, Ornithine and Carnitine) are taken to stimulate our pituitary gland�s (the master gland) release of HGH.
PROGRO with Symbiotrophin is a unique promoter of human growth hormone (hGH) release that clinical testing has demonstrated is capable of increasing GH levels at a fraction of the cost of injectable hGH.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

HGH - Human Growth Hormone Everyone Over Thirty wants to look and feel younger.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Human growth hormone (hGH) receives a good deal of public attention for the ability to build lean body mass, increase physical performance, enhance immune function, and improve body composition and shape.

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