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Topic: Muscle Growth

Related:
  Muscle    Growth  
  Growth and Development    Economic Growth  
  Body Muscle    Spiritual Growth  
  Growth Hormone    Personal Growth  
  Plant Growth    Population Growth  
  Back Muscle    Muscle Pain  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm)
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Breasts
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Interest(s):Biology,  Chemistry
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking weight loss pills,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Also, growth hormone effects the metabolism in muscle and fatty tissue resulting in an increase in fat mass and a decrease in muscle mass.
Biofactor GH is a Human Growth hormone supplement clinically proven to increase lean muscle tissue and upper arm size while decreasing body fat and wiast size.
Growth hormone allows you to burn fat and regenerate tissue while you sleep, helping to maintain a youthful muscle-to-fat ratio in your body.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Growth Hormone Growth Hormone or GH has been another more recent muscle building enhancer with few known side effects used by bodybuilders and other athletes today.
Human growth hormone, also called HGH or somatotropin, is the most potent hormone recognized for years by bodybuilders because of the explosive role it plays in producing lean muscle tissue while reducing body fat.
The reason is that testosterone is responsible for muscle growth and an increase in the hormone provides an anabolic environment.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Testosterone is the hormone that stimulates sexual development in the male infant, bone and muscle growth in adult males, and is responsible for sexual drive.
Testosterone is the hormone that stimulates sexual development in the male infant, bone and muscle growth in man and is responsible for sexual drive.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Growth Hormone is known to be critical for tissue repair, muscle growth, healing, brain function, physical and mental health, bone strength, energy and metabolism.
Homeopathic Growth Hormone has helped me keep my weight down, improve muscle tone, stabilize my energy, and improve my skin quality.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Muscle size is maintained by a balance between processes that promote muscle growth via increasing protein synthesis, and processes that cause muscle atrophy by initiating protein degradation.
The reduced muscle protein synthesis and bone growth seen in spaceflight subjects may be a result of, in part at least, a deficient growth-hormone secretion.
 
 
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2005-06-30 07:13:42
can steroids decrease da size of ure penise,
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