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Topic: Security Guard

Related:
  Security    Guard  
  Social Security    Information Security  
  Security Systems    National Security  
  Security Services    Coast Guard  
  Network Security    National Guard  
  Data Security    Security Products  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chairman Mao Tse Tung,  Saddam Hussein
Dream job(s):Prison Guard,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):Jerry Springer
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Favorite book(s):"The Green Mile" by Stephen King
"Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung" by Mao Tse-tung
Favorite great leader(s):Mao Zedong,  Vladimir Lenin,  Reza Pahlavi
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Favorite royal(s):Peter the Great
Favorite movie(s):Shawshank Redemption,  The Great Escape
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Favorite computer game(s):Deus Ex
Favorite quote(s):"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

American security guards do not have police powers and should gat the MDP to deal with peaceful protesters.
Security guards were very edgy about the protester presence, especially as staff were coming out of the building to take ISR leaflets!
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The security guards were walking around with semi-automatic sawed off shotguns.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Security guards and Reptile House keepers would keep back the crowds who were mesmerized and intrigued by the sight of the huge reptile moving through the grass.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Security guards from Securicor entered the building society to make a cash delivery and were in the premises loading a cash machine.
Three security guards were standing at the door to the lab watching something through the small glass pane in the door.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Airways security guards patting down that mother and her two young sons back there in the terminal?
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Starfleet security guards were trained to act instantly to commands.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Most security is carried out by static guards who patrol premises using CCTV and surveillance equipment.
Security is provided through uniformed guards who patrol on a regular basis to maintain a safe living environment for adults and children.
Security was heightened Sunday with several security guards and police officers present.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The security guards prayed with the man and he repented of his own sin and returned to the Lord.
 
 
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