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Topic: Guardian

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  Guardian Angel    Legal Guardian  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Lawyer
Religion(s):Scientologist
Education:Junior High School
Favorite TV show(s):Charmed
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Favorite royal(s):Robert the Bruce
Interest(s):Role Play Games
Favorite movie(s):American Beauty
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Favorite philosopher(s):Plato
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Parents or guardians are expected to play an active role in the program by participating in AITAP activities and supporting their students in identifying their educational goals and aspirations.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Trained guardians receive limited enforcement powers under the Fisheries Act and are employed by their communities to monitor and control fishing and to conduct other fishery management activities in specified areas.
Online Guardians reserves the right to accept or reject any application without explanation and your volunteer membership may be terminated at any time and for any reason deemed necessary by the Directors of Online Guardians.
Guardians must operate within strict fiduciary limitations and must file annual accountings with the court.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Guardians are, by the way, true double-action pistols that permit a second hammer strike without the slide cycling, should the need arise.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

This is a deliberate misinterpretation of the facts which environmental groups such as Forest Guardians have been trying to promulgate in order to place the entire blame for low stream flows which threaten endangered species solely on the backs of farmers.
The priestesses were more like guardians of the elemental powers than to give spiritual advice.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Parents/Guardians are offered free seminars and workshops geared towards helping them to further develop personal and professional skills.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Guardians of the South depart to your watery realm impart Bless this union and all here gathered in true mind and heart Hail and Farewell!
Mark Harris,
Priest

We are guardians of an institution dear to many now in heaven; dear to Him that sits upon its throne.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Forest Guardians seeks to preserve and restore native wildlands and wildlife in the American Southwest through fundamental reform of public policies and practices.
Parents or guardians may apply for or agree to authorisation by a principal for the pupil to leave school after completing the 9th year for a period of up to one year for employment participation and such pupil will then complete his or her compulsory school studies later.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
chantelle
2004-11-09 10:38:06
if i live with one of my parents that have custody of me can i get a legal gaurdian
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