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Topic: Satellite TV Guide

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV, Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite actor(s):

Jim Carrey

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress

Favorite movie(s):

Liar Liar

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

OnSat America's Weekly TV Satellite Guide.

John Fielding,
CEO

TV Guide markets and distributes products in the United States to over 100 million cable and satellite homes every week.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

tv: Free guide to DIRECTV Satellite TV.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

TV Guide has unparalleled consumer reach with the following products and cable/satellite services:
Satellite Direct TV is committed to providing with you the most comprehensive DIRECT TV satellite tv guide on the Web.
Online TV-Guide includes local, cable and satellite broadcasts for 7 days ahead.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Canyon Connection adds links for Kern River Valley local cable and satellite TV guides.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Providers of CD-quality music delivered by satellite or cable TV include music news, a programming guide and subscription information.
Channel Guide Your local cable or satellite TV channel.
See the Satellite TV Guide for channels available.

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