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Topic: Learning To Play Guitar

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Yoko Ono

Favorite possession(s):

Typewriter

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Dream job(s):

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini, Rachmaninoff, Chopin

Listens to:

Folk, Santana, Bluegrass

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

I will be thirteen years old and im learning how to play the the guitar and i love Tabs blues guitar playing.
She is learning to play guitar, and right now knows three chords really well.
I'm very interested in learning to play the acoustic guitar and have been for years.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Sarah ~ I'm learning to play guitar and I love movies.
I'm learning how to play guitar now, and no I'm not any good.
I'm learning how to play the guitar so I can be a lot more a part of it.

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