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Topic: Guitar Songs

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Yoko Ono, Bonnie & Clyde

Dream job(s):

Favorite era(s):

1990s

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini, Chopin, Rachmaninoff

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite movie(s):

Dead Poets Society

Listens to:

Santana, Radiohead, REM

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The songs are a lush layering of sounds including pedal steel guitars that sound like keyboards, sweeping synth sounds and electric guitars.
This song shines with the quality and the depth of bands like Joy Division mixing acoustic guitars with axe guitars and melodic vocals with heavenly swooning.
The songs are filled with melodic vocal harmonies and intricate guitar work all supported by a solid foundation of bass and drums.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

His guitar and his voice where the essence of something that I could never put my finger on and his songs still illuminate my life.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The acoustic guitars are brought and �Now we all know the bards and their songs.

User Talk

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