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Topic: Guitar Strings

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite possession(s):

Bikini, Lingerie

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini, Antonio Vivaldi, Franz Josef Haydn

Favorite sport(s):

Squash, Racquetball, Badminton

Likes to wear:

Thong, Panties, Bikini

Listens to:

Santana, Bluegrass, Folk

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Lilting guitars and loving strings combine with tortured yet soulful vocals and drums to produce songs of great feeling and passion.
The acoustic guitars jangle below the breathy melodic vocals while lovely pop induced strings burst in and out of this great song.
Twelve string guitars and haunting female vocals mix with orchestral sounds to bring us one of the most beautiful gothic folk releases the year.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Heard my guitar whimpering and found that one of the strings had snapped.
Key boards and guitar strings appear as roads well traveled or yet to be traveled.
Strings enter from the back of the guitar and the saddle is compensated.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

There was a guitar with six strings made of hemp, banana fiber or lukmo.
Guitar strings were what the right hand lived for, and Lefty knew it.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

When the strings are picked this cone vibrates in place of the wooden table on a conventional guitar.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Guitar strings online or mail order at unbelievable prices!

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