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Topic: Persian Gulf War

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Saddam Hussein, Jane Fonda, Osama Bin Laden

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Personality:

Brave

Politics:

Pacifist

Dream job(s):

Soldier, Terrorist

Favorite TV show(s):

The Civil War

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Ayatollah

Favorite great leader(s):

Douglas MacArthur, Tony Blair

Favorite movie(s):

Full Metal Jacket

Favorite destination(s):

Baghdad, North Korea, Asia

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Favorite quote(s):

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Urnovitz HB - RNAs in the sera of Persian Gulf War Veterans have segments homologous to chromosome 22q11.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

PGS) = Gulf War Syndrome -- condition noted by USA and other militaty veterans who fought in the 1991 Persian Gulf war.
Graves of veterans representing every war, except the Persian Gulf, are found in Oak Grove Cemetery.
Persian Gulf War veterans had died as of the end of March 1997.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Briefings were provided to Gulf War veterans, service members who deployed to the Persian Gulf after 1991, and other interested personnel.
It was part of the largest deployment of local military personnel since the Persian Gulf War, which started 12 years ago yesterday with the bombing of Iraq.
Prior to the 1991 Persian Gulf War, he also arranged for the transportation of Iraqi citizens to potential bombing targets to serve as human shields.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
lindsay
2004-11-11 18:03:53

what effect did the 1991 gulf war have on the uk economy mainly oil/petrol prices

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