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Topic: Gun

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace, Vacuum cleaner

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Soldier

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite food(s):

Rations

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment

Favorite sport(s):

Paintball, Hunting, Bowling

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum, Army uniforms

Listens to:

Guns N Roses

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Guns N roses keyboardist Dizzy Reed speaks out on the current line up of the band.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Mount Idaho Guns offers precision built custom rifles of outstanding components to the rifleman that desires the best in accuracy and reliability.
The first guns were just the pistols that the pilots carried on the plane with them, then later on machine guns were put on planes.
Owning guns are a Constitutional right as specified in the Second Amendment.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

These guns are built to stand up to hard use and give extremely dependable service, and you'll get more spots per quart thanks to our specially designed cylinder and piston.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our guns incorporate standard Stillwater features to enhance performance and durability.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

British guns began pounding away at the main force of retreating Germans.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Tournament paintball guns are often electro markers , and have numerous advanced features which are not required for recreational paintball.
Tippmannn paintball guns are practically a household name in paintball circles.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Two guns were sent of the Beaufort Artillery with detachment of Rebel troop with directions to picket far to the front and give prompt notice of enemy's movement upon our rear from that direction.
The guns and their crews became targets of every available enemy weapon.
There were only two 7lb guns at Isandlwana and both were captured by the Zulu Army during the battle.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Don 2004-11-07 10:34:51	I have a Marlin with a gold trigger, Can anyone tell me it's value?
From: 2004-11-18 17:45:02	colt 1855 sidehammer
From: smith and wesson model 38specialcpt 2004-12-08 06:58:55
From: jody 2004-12-19 11:37:58	looking foe a price on a winchester model 70 264 win magnum #886520
From: bert 2005-01-24 13:52:45	what is the value on a ....Tanfoglio Giuseppe, Model GT-27 w/mag and round of ammunition
From: brian 2005-01-29 22:43:12	remington 1100 off of browning pat .the sportsman.phesent one side ,and ducks on the other.
From: mike 2005-01-30 18:31:27	spingfield model 15 22cal.what is it value my dad pass it on to my son it in good shape+
From: Dave 2005-02-01 23:10:14	I have a Winchester model 1890 serial number 442xxx, does anyone know its value. Condition is 7.5 out of 10.
From: Kathe Davis 2005-02-08 20:02:24	I would like to know the value of a Colt Automatic 25 caliger, mfg. in Hartford, Conn. Thanks Alese@netpath.net
From: Richard Barker 2005-02-10 13:47:52	what is the approximate value of a WW11 Mark 5 British Jungle carbine invery good condition?
From: Barbara 2005-02-21 23:32:44	i got a 22 remington auto loading rifle. its got USA PATO mar.10.1914 0n it.it was my dads i got it when he died 32 yrs ago.i want to know how much its worth. its got RB 11478 on it.ITS GOT REMINGTON ARMS METALIC CARTRIDGE CO. REMINGTON WORK 1 LION.N.Y ON IT ITS ALSO GOT REMINGTON UVO TRADE MARK. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU KNOW YOU its in prety good condition TY BARBARA
From: tim 2005-04-01 00:47:22	i have a 1968 agawam model 68 22.cal. manufactures#9203.wuold like to know what is worth today.it origanally cost 19.95.
From: steve 2005-04-27 13:16:48	I have a smith& wesson hammerless 38cal ser#1688 does anyone know its value?
From: wberg 2005-04-28 02:51:35	I have a pair of MENTON dueling pistols. What is their value?
From: 2005-05-06 23:26:19	264
From: chesty puller 2005-05-25 16:45:05	what is the value of a winchester model 70 308 w/ 3X9 Weaver scope?
From: BIGGEST TDS 2005-08-11 12:01:44	What is a Remington gamemaster model 760, 243 cal.,in perfect condition worth?
From: jrud 2005-08-14 21:40:41	What is the value of a ithica model 37 featherlight pump shot gun? good condition.
From: scotte 2005-08-28 12:01:48	hsve a Jerry Gebby .22 Varminter serial number #16. Whatis it's worth ?
From: VERNON SUMMERSILL 2005-08-30 12:06:20	LOOKING FOR INFO ON A REMINGTON MDL 16/16A 22 CAL. AUTOLOADER 22IN BBL TUBE MAG IN BUTTSTOCK
From: bobby 2005-09-05 10:42:52	could someone tell me the manufactured date of my h&r 16 gauge single shot ser # at322874
From: bobby 2005-09-05 10:44:27	could someone tell me the manufactured date of my h&r 16 gauge single shot ser # at322874 topper model 88 mod (p)
From: charlie 2005-09-20 12:45:23	could someone tell me value of jc higgins pellet gun 1262830 like new still in box
From: lloyd 2005-10-03 23:40:57	i have a repica model of the 1870 marlin 22 riffle made in 1970 could you tell me what it is valued at
From: lloyd 2005-10-03 23:52:09	what is the value of my replica 1870 marlin riffle made in 1970 my email is lslone@triad.rr.com
From: bruce 2005-12-09 19:37:52	i have a marlin 336rc ser # r82000 how old is this gun and how much is it worth
From: jess 2005-12-23 10:50:39	I would like to know the value of a winchester 308 riffle black/black good to real good condition.
From: Jead 2007-12-15 16:31:34	I would like to know the value of a winchester model 88 cal. 308 in good condition
From: Renee 2007-07-22 07:55:18	I am trying to find out anything I can about a gun left to me by my father. It is a Savage 24 patent #2259397. It is a 22 on top and 410 on bottom. I just need to find out anything I can about it.
From: T.J. 2008-11-28 16:24:52	I have a Golden State Firearms Santa Fay model 1949 300 Win. mag. Tell me the about the gun. It's in fair shape.
From: christopher 2008-12-04 14:49:22	how can u tell when a stevens single shot 12ga brake over was manufactored
From: Angelo 2008-12-29 01:13:01	What is the value of a Tanfoglio Giuseppe, Model GT-27?
From: alex p 2009-03-22 17:11:03	2 X S & W 9mm semiautos purchased new in 1994. Each has been fired less than 50 times and in excellent condition. Models 5906 & 3913. Alex
From: Ron 2009-05-19 17:41:51	Seeking value of Winchester mod.88, 243 cal. serial # 182989A. I think the serial # refers to year 1966. jrotunda@verizon.net
From: steve 2009-06-07 12:28:59	I need information of a semi-auto rifle mfg by component mtl products, atlanta, georgia. I have been unable to find anything about this weapon, it is chambered in 45acp. my email is gunz666@yahoo.com. thank you
From: tim 2009-09-19 18:16:47	i found a 306 sears and robuck 22inch barrel and bolt action ted williams model number i think was a 73 whats it worth there asking 500.00 its in good shape
From: denice 2009-09-23 19:34:25	what is the value of a jc higgins model 31 22 caliber semi automatic rifle?

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