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Topic: Hand Gun

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace, Couch

Appearance:

Overweight

Dream job(s):

Police Officer

Favorite body part(s):

Mouth, Fists

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum, Army uniforms, Sumo belt

Favorite sport(s):

Paintball, Bowling, Hunting

Listens to:

Guns N Roses

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

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Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Guns Up The hand sign of Texas Tech is the "Guns Up" made by extending the index finger outward while extending the thumb upward and tucking in the middle, little and fourth fingers to form a gun.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Teal'c was calmly and methodically wrestling the guns out of the hands of any who dared approach him; Janet had a skillet that she wielded with precise skill; Sam was lobbing canned goods across the kitchen as casually and accurately as if she were tossing softballs.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Photos from Hands Around the World The Yanomami as well as other Indian tribes in the Amazon Basin hunt with bows and arrows or blow guns.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Therefore, hand guns may be constitutionally proscribed by the federal government without violating the right of bear arms in defense of state and nation.
There are many of the 30% or so members of our population who voted this Government in who firmly believe that one way of getting illegal guns out of the hands of criminals is to first ban their legal ownership by the likes of you and I.
It is these "default proceed" transactions that AGSF says put guns in criminal hands, and the group is urging that no gun sales be made until the FBI has thoroughly investigated them no matter how long it may take.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Keep your hand guns and other valuables accessible, and your vault organized with our door mounted rack.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The hand guns can operate at a standard 120 volts or optional 220 volts nominal input voltage.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

As guns were used only rarely, the level of the fatalities are a testimony to the ferocity of the hand-to-hand clashes, and also signify that the level and nature of the struggle was both persistent and intense.
While the Union guns close at hand held their fire, those farther off poured shells into the rebel brigades.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The effects of guns in the hands of aggressors can be better understood if we view violent events as being composed of an ordered series of stages, with the occurrence and outcome of each stage being contingent on previous stages.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Hongi was hoping to obtain double barrelled guns and muskets for his inter-tribal wars, in particular to avenge defeats at the hands of the Ngati Whatua.

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From: 2005-05-19 22:49:03	Value of a Colt D.A 41 hand gun
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From: Chris Price 2005-08-09 11:55:42	Father passed away leaving an extensive rare firearm collection...can someone help me with the value of the following: An ALL ORIGINAL condition fully funtional/operational, ^^1859 four shot peper box, derrenger C. Sharps serial number 9,175.
From: john 2008-04-28 12:14:38	what is the value of a S&W 32 long ctg 6 inch barrel pat. feb 6 06 sept 14 09 dec 29 14
From: Bobby 2008-03-20 20:02:58	What is the book value model 41 in 95% clean
From: Tim Parnell 2009-07-07 21:17:33	What is the value Ruger 45 semi auto, good condition.
From: Jenny 2009-10-19 12:21:33	What is the value of a Browning Arms Co - Belgium Cal 6mm 35 pistol, serial # 326034

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