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Topic: Gun Rights

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
Politics:Religious right,  Conservative,  Democrat
Dream job(s):Unemployed,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite sport(s):Paintball,  Hunting
Likes to wear:Colt 44 Magnum
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet,  Owning their own trailer
Membership(s):National Rifle Association,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Human Rights Watch says the steady flow of guns into Kenya in recent years is fostering a violent culture marked by rising crime and outbreaks of political violence.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

There was spirit shown; troops of handsome lads marched in a right manly fashion, with their guns on their shoulders, to the music of the drum and the bugle or the tin whistle.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Guns and Schools - Hysteria from the Left Anti-self defense extremists decry the right of a person who has a concealed carry permit to carry on school grounds.
Therefore, hand guns may be constitutionally proscribed by the federal government without violating the right of bear arms in defense of state and nation.
It is not even true that the right to bear guns is written in the Constitution: the Constitution talks about guns that were available at the end of the 18th century, and was written before the US developed a true army.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Decks are constructed using digitally controlled flow-coater guns, which apply just the right ratio of glass and resin to yield a tough and rigid structure.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I like seeing the right guns in movies because I shoot them myself and it really takes away from a movie if it has guns that were'nt invented at the time the movie takes place.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Right: In one of their first actions of the war, the 1st battalion captured a battery of German field guns.
Montgomery was my right troop leader [first squadron], and I saw him safe into the guns; after that on returning, he was seen dead on his face, poor fellow.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

If the Artillery are on Parade with their guns, The Artillery are given the honor and takes the precedence at the Right of the Line in lieu of the Armoured Corps.
I was interested in how the flak guns were deployed and how they found the right altitudes and also how the shells detonated at the right altitude.
Guns and gunships continue to be fed to American-trained soldiers in Colombia who have little or no regard for human rights.
 
 
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