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Topic: Guy

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  Family Guy    Good Guys  
  New Guy    Guys like  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Bad point(s):Lustful
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Interest(s):Voyeurism
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:B2K
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Our guys are hot and they swallow cum!
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There is ten guys on each side and they are all very very big and have huge bulges in there mussells.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The guys were really excited about going to the station and asked whether they'd just be behind microphones while we played the records for them.
The guys are playing phenomenal golf on the Senior Tour.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Two guys were wrestling and why got dropped on his head on the sidewalk and cracked his face.
These guys are pretty well-trained but should be no match for seasoned runners in small doses.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Good Guys are always athletic and muscular.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices that his buddy has a cork up his butt.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These guys are bad users of Photoshop!
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

These guys are keeping the reefs from the beach all the way out to 100ft cleaned out.
The guys there are planning a brewpub to open around April or May.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Are you guys scared to come up to the big time or do you want to stay down there and beat up on the blind sisters of the poor?
 
 
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