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Topic: Guy and I'd like to tell

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  Guy    Tell  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys,  98 Degrees
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Tells guys it's okay for them to do things like that and not treat women with respect and it tells women that they should just be okay with it and niether of those things is true.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

With guys like you out there, I am going to tell my broker to buy Astro Glide stock LOL.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

But guys like Robert Hahn at the American Enterprise Institute tell us that the benefits of cell phones far outweigh their costs.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Tell me these guys don't look like superheroes from Washedupvile.
I would like to you thank you and tell you guys to keep up the good work you are doing.
I would like to tell you guys that you guys give a lot of info.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Guys tell us why they like *NSYNC!
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

It was like it was trying to tell us: why don t you guys leave me alone; can t you see I am dead?
 
 
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