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Topic: Wise Guys

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  Wise    Good Guys  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Carl Jung
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Taoist
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Unemployed,  Hitman
Favorite Card Game(s):Blackjack
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes,  The Sopranos
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Skater clothes
Favorite movie(s):West Side Story
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Gambling
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

It is wise to stay away from dates with guys (or girls) who have poor character, lest you become emotionally hooked on them and set yourself up for problems.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Wise Guy's Pizza and Subs For a quick bite on the run or for a relaxing lunch or dinner, Wise Guy's Pizza and Subs is your choice.
I always used to wonder why the Wise Guys would always look at me until I figured it out.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The Wise Guys were accompanied by a camel - that is, two older kids in a camel suit, swinging a long camel-head on a stick.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Constitution was handed down to guide us by a bunch of those wise old dead white guys who invented this country.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Wise guys were alway saying cryptic things.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Personnel-wise, our guys are studying I Timothy while the girls focus on studies in the Old Testament.
John Fielding,
CEO

The "Wise Guys" title may also be changed as it was only devised for the Center's use in production marketing.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Then there are some wise guys that write programs for linux.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

These guys are very, very street wise and extremely well practised in charming the money out of your wallet.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

WISE GUYS It'll be six years between the opening of Stephen Sondheim's last musical and his most recent, which is the longest "dry spell" of his career.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

All attorneys are wise guys, but Eric is the funniest one we know.
 
 
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