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Topic: Half

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  Half    Half Pipe  
  Half Marathon    Other Half  
  Chair and a half    Half Baked  
  Half Price    Half Dome  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Diego Maradonna
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Anything with tomato sauce,  Pumpkin soup,  Sausage rolls
Favorite sport(s):Football,  Running
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Pele (soccer)
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Orange Juice,  Coffee
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Half of it was filled with mushroom delicacies and the other half was filled with palette cleansing side dishes to have between the various preparations of the fungi.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The first half is the bullshit gloss that most people want to hear and the second half is the seedy reality that swings heavy-hitting rhythms at a listener’s head for eight straight tracks.
Half time: Millers 1 Burnley 1 Rotherham attacked at the start of the second half and Talbot had a volley blocked before Sedgwick hit a shot over the bar.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The first half of the concert featured challenging music, and the second half saw the band change formation to relax and play some big band numbers.
CITY were much better in the second half probably due to the crazy mix up between Stevenage defender Mark Smith and keeper Paul Wilkerson gifting The Blues with an early 2nd half lead.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The first half deals basically with the elements that comprise Macromedia Director 8 and the second half with Lingo and more advanced and specialized topics.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

All students were subjected to the blackboard presentations for the first half of the semester and then all students were subjected to the transparency presentations for the second half of the semeste r.
Half the book expounds Hindu philosophies with a list of suggested errors and the second half is a learned discussion and refutation of the suggested errors in a dialog format.
The first half of the report dealt primarily with geology of the state, but the second half was devoted almost entirely to soils and it was this part that established his reputation.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It was clear by half time that Dublin did not think they could beat Wexford but if they had known then that the Champions of 96 would only score a further 4 points in the second half maybe they would have had a sharper restart.
The first half was a slogging affair with both sides only managing 2 goals each as the Magpies played the better football but inaccurate kicking saw them only lead by 5 points at half time.
The game was won at half time when they led by 48 points and although the second half was a closer affair the Kangaroos would be pleased with their winning margin.
 
 
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