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The Brain has selected interesting
relevant
sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our
fictitious experts based on their personalities.
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer
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MC Hammer preaches about not eating sushi off a naked woman and pretty much nothing else happens with these b-list celebrities.
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner
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The “celebrities:” Emmanuelle Lewis, MC Hammer, Gabrielle Carteris, Corey Feldman, Baywatch star Brandy Roderick, Motley Crew’s Vince Neil, and Jerri from Survivor II.
The show start Corey Feldman, MC Hammer, Emmanuel Lewis, Gabrielle Carteris (90210), Vince Neil, Jerri Manthey (survivor), and Brande Roderick (who I guess was a playmate?
MC Hammer and Emmanuel Lewis.
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant
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MC asks gods for their blessing and support for the new family, while the Gothi carries hammer to couple.
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player
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Was on MC Hammer Tour, Freddie Jackson Tour, Guy Tour, while being a keyboardist for EN VOGUE Currently a 5 year member with HotHouse.
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Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker
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Willowsweat Management (MC Hammer's current management team) was quoted as saying "We can't understand their [MBGEM] decision.
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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman
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MC HAMMER ARCHIVE MUSIC hfm 0188 GB.
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Jordan Jones,
Rapper
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According to MC Hammer, Tupac told him that he wanted to do free concerts for schools and the only way you could get in was to have a C or better grade average.
Jon's first piece of music ever purchased was MC Hammer's, "Too Legit To Quit" on cassette tape.
If I come out looking suspiciously like the triangle-haired guy from MC Hammer's posse, you'll know what happened.
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